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Warhammer Beheaded
Mythic founder Mark Jacobs confirms being fired as BioWare takes charge.

EA Retires Stick, Tries Carrot
Online functionality, not oppressive disc-based DRM is the way forward for EA.

Playing Chicken
EA teams up with Robot Chicken for edgy new Spore DLC.

Dull and Empty
Will Wright has left EA but it seems he hasn't gone far.

End Gamer Stubble Today
Gillette releases 'gamer' razor in landmark moment of empowerment.

Good Riddance
SecuROM gunned down for Red Alert 3, but only on Steam.

Hammered
EA and Mythic cut staff in response to lower than expected Warhammer subscriber numbers.

The Bipolarity Continues
EA nukes employees and pushes back release dates as revenue increases.

So Eff-eye-en-ee Fine
Brutal Legend finally lands a publisher: EA.

Dungeon Keeper?
EA announces a Dungeon Keeper MMO for the Chinese market. Questions abound.