I'm sorry. I couldn't help myself.
Why are your forums empty! Where are your rule stickies?
Where are your moderators?
WHERE ARE MY GODS!
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I'm sorry. I couldn't help myself.
Why are your forums empty! Where are your rule stickies?
Where are your moderators?
WHERE ARE MY GODS!
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2008.08.18 16:37
Holy crap – RELEASE THE HOUNDS!
Dunno about your gods. Did you check under your bed?
squirrelz
2008.08.18 17:05
LOOT THE HOUNDS.
needs moar stickies kthxbai
Sereen
2008.09.05 18:51
4th post.
Yay me!
squirrelz
2008.09.06 21:54
We need more interaction here… set up a poll asking the question, is Nathan a ladyboy? Y/N
rayjayjohnson
2008.09.24 13:27
In the absence of an actual poll: YYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
2008.09.24 17:40
Hey, my frilly pink tutus are extremely manly.
squirrelz
2008.09.28 23:53
So manly… it prevents you from writing?
Damn, that's one hardcore tutu.
2008.09.29 21:29
Yeah, I can't keep my hands out of it.
rayjayjohnson
2008.10.04 07:10
the description of this forum mentioned something about coughing and awkward silences.
cough
where the fuck is everyone? :D
2008.10.05 03:10
Clearly letting us have it. Don't encourage them.
CoolnQuiet
2008.10.05 03:23
Well it's about time gentlefellows! Congratulations on getting started, now where are the hardware articles?
2008.10.06 06:41
Why thank you kind sir!
Hardware articles are coming, we are on the way to getting ourselves some quality testbenches ;)
rayjayjohnson
2008.11.02 17:50
nathan, there's something wrong with the avatar thingy, i can't upload a new picture.
2008.11.02 23:22 ~
'ow queer. It seems to throw a tantrum when uploading another image of the same file format.
I'll see what that's all about.
Edit: Bug squished!
Anonymous Gibbon
2008.12.16 16:50
I have a computer, I installed some games on it and now I play them, the games that is. Its quite enjoyable but not when the protagonist, whom I control dies. This makes me very upset and then I have to get out of my room and shout at Mother for allowing it to happen.
Teaspoon
2008.12.19 20:29
Congratulations, Anonymous Gibbon! You managed to horrify us with your tales of dying protagonists without letting that power-mad Nathan bugger work out you are!
Moar shennanigans, plz!
2008.12.19 21:55 ~
It's true. And whoever it is, I want to hear more about his/her mother.
Edit: Sexist defence shields UP.
VannA
2008.12.22 11:23
Their.
It would be their mother.
And whomever.
If you want to cultivate absurd moustaches and monocles, learn to write like they sound! >.>
Where are the Hardware articles? :D
Stange
2009.01.11 08:02
So, like, this site is dedicated to PC gaming?
2009.01.12 17:35
Glad to have you aboard, Stange!
Well, we have an overall focus on both technology and gaming, so we do have a slight tendency to prioritise PC gaming, if only because that's where the technology moves the fastest. That said, we far from ignore the console world.
For a general overview, though, check out our about page, and if you ever have any comments, criticisms, or even praise (!) for any of our operations, we'd love to know.
VannA
2009.01.16 22:44
Praise? Git back in yer cage, Monkey.
Anonymous Gibbon
2009.02.08 08:38
So, your NOT dead!
Contact ur old flatmate sometime John…
And gl with the new enterprise.
Q.
Anonymous Gibbon
2009.03.16 13:35
Ahomohabilisdiscoveringhisopposablethumbsayswhat
MercifulJes
2009.04.19 15:37
Damnit, I read the about page. Now when I read an article here my mind interprets it in a heavy Australian accent, its like having crocodile dundee reading it aloud over my shoulder. Same thing with the phrase "Good news everyone!" and prof. farnsworth.
2009.04.20 00:46
Well, we do love our morning croc hunts. Welcome aboard! ;o)
LogicprObe
2009.04.25 12:47
Greetings and salutations!
2009.04.25 16:03
Whey hey – a familiar face! Er… bravo, good sir. Welcome to the manor!
LogicprObe
2009.04.26 13:43
Yes, I noticed a few people I already know and I'm here to meet some more!
This format takes a little getting used to though.
squirrelz
2009.04.27 14:50
Where are the hardware reviews? I missing my quota of fap-worthy hardware articles. Please rectify this situation. STAT!
LogicprObe
2009.04.27 18:40
Start another thread. All this scrolling is killing me!
Anonymous Gibbon
2009.05.07 06:43
greetings fellow shiny enthusiasts
Somazx
2009.05.07 09:06
Well unclamp my vaso restrictors… I fear I may overfloweth upon thy self.
Somazx
2009.07.31 06:23
When you guys come back from vacation… give some love to Heroes of Newerth - loving the game. =)